{"product_id":"agnes-were-not-murderers","title":"Agnes, We're Not Murderers!","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHIS BOOK IS CURRENTLY AVAILABLE FOR PREORDER ONLY. PLEASE PLACE PREORDERS AS SEPARATE ORDERS FROM ITEMS YOU WOULD LIKE FULFILLED IMMEDIATELY. ITEMS ORDERED WITH PREORDER BOOKS WILL BE HELD UNTIL THE PREORDER IS AVAILABLE FOR FULFILLMENT. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAVAILABLE JUNE 16, 2026\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBy: Jessica Alexander\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLesbian vixens from another dead world thread through moon-drenched cornfields and opulent drawing rooms in this literary horror remix of iconic gothic sagas.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAgnes is wasting away. In a bed of velvet and silk, she dreams of death—and Mary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMary—a wraith with bloodstained gown and mouth—drips mystery and menace. She materializes beside a lake, beneath a pear tree, outside the window. She turns servants feral and plunges the manor into anarchy. Since her arrival, nothing is right. The maids snarl. The nights grow strange. Agnes swoons.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHer brother, Arthur, calls it a sickness. A curse. He stalks the halls with scissors in his fist. He wants purity and order. He’ll strike out the unintelligible. He is not the only one. Others have begun to stir—jilted lovers, disgraced doctors, moralists with sharpened knives. The disorder is spreading. It’s riotous. Contagious. They’ll purify the world in flame.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWritten partially through footnotes and with a mystery of interwoven red text,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eAgnes, We’re Not Murderers!\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eis an atmospheric gothic vampire journey for fans of Kathe Koja and Mark Z. Danielewski.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"CLASH Books","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":47848361656471,"sku":null,"price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0560\/0349\/4039\/files\/9781968043087_1cf93_c41393dc-5fc3-4bfe-8f39-be5891845a7e.jpg?v=1779912921","url":"https:\/\/littledistrictbooks.com\/products\/agnes-were-not-murderers","provider":"Little District Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}