The Dykonic Handbook: The Ultimate Guide to Living Your Best Queer Life

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AVAILABLE AUGUST 18, 2026

By: Amy Spalding

Calling all dykes, divas, and non-binary cuties!

Are you familiar with:

The difference between a black cat and a golden retriever lesbian?
How to tell if she’s flirting or just giving you a compliment?
Why a £950 pair of Diesel boots alone does not make you a ‘diesel dyke’? (Something Amy learned the hard way.)

If not, don’t worry, as luckily breakout star of BBC’s I Kissed a Girl – and everyone’s favourite lesbian big sister – Amy Spalding is on hand to answer all these queer conundrums and more, to help you to live, laugh and love all things lesbian.

This book covers everything you need to live your best sapphic life; such as finding community, dating, and navigating breakups; as well as running through queer terminology, how to look the part and key cultural touchstones.

Featuring stories from Amy’s own gloriously messy journey, heartfelt advice from sapphic elders, and answers to the most burning FAQs from her followers, this book is for anyone at any stage of their queerness.

Whether you’re newly questioning, proudly out, or somewhere deliciously in between, this is the ultimate guide to becoming absolutely DYKONIC, daaarling.